Sometimes Serbian clubs are... Weird

I went out to two clubs while in Belgrade. The first was playing traditional Serbian music and we were turned about at first because we didn't have a reservation. Then we paid some sketchy man €10 each to be allowed to go in.

We walked through a metal detector which I set off but no one cared, and then were showed to a specific 4 feet of space that was "ours" 

The music was pretty typical club music but with the addition of 3 people with microphones who would sing over the techno-y music. Two of them did a lot of singing while another stood in the corner of the stage, occasionally humming into the microphone and texting.

After this we went to a club that seemed much more normal. Until we saw the girls  dancing in thongs on a catwalk 20 feet in the air.